Александр Успанов (alex_utah) wrote,
Александр Успанов

О потерянном колене

Пишут вот, что потерянное Колено Израилево нашлось на Корейском полуострове - "в Корее найдены древние надписи на иврите, что исследования говорят о генетическом сходстве евреев и корейцев", а хозяйка того ЖЖ, ybfrisco, рассказывает про корейца, закончившего еврейскую религиозную школу.

И вспомнился мне старый [анекдот:] анекдот:

During the first day of Hanukah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish.

A Chinese waiter, only one year in New York, came up and in fluent impeccable Yiddish asked them if everything was okay and if they were enjoying the holiday.

The Jewish men were dumbfounded. "Where did he ever learn such perfect Yiddish?" they both thought. After they paid the bill they asked the restaurant manager, an old friend of theirs, "Where did your waiter learn such fabulous Yiddish?"

The manager looked around and leaned in so no one else will hear and said: "Shhhh. He thinks we're teaching him English."

Tags: humour, позитивное

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